"the rational sex strikes again!"

I don't think either sex likes rashes. But, yes, men do tend to be all brash and bravado even if it means burning the house down.

In any case, my new Lodge smoothie will be mine on Tuesday and I am all atwitter about it. Pancakes and sausages at my place for everyone. Even garg! I'll keep the Chinese Tire pan until after that because it's got a much longer handle than the Lodge pans so I can use two hands to swing it when I hit garg upside the head with it.

JUSSSST TEASIN there, garg. I would never do that. If I did, I'd have to clean it before I took it back for a refund.