A thought from left field: I was at the 're-enactment' (nobody died) of the Battle of Clontarf in Dublin yesterday and there were stalls selling Viking- and Irish-style weaponry, cookware, jewellery, furs, clothes, tweeds, linens, etc, etc. There were plenty of iron pots and pans for sale, and they looked like nice quality. If you have any local historical re-enactments, you might find a good pan there, or find a smith to make you one.

Guest Gargoyle, when you ask "Dude...WHAT. IS. YOUR. PROBLEM? Didn't you have a mother or father? How about a grandmother?", be cautious. Plenty of people didn't, and it's a sarcastic comment that could be pretty hurtful. I know you didn't mean it like that, but…