Sorry, Ian; but I do not regard my views on that topic as weird, but yours as mulishly irrational. Obviously a matter on which we are never going to agree. I feel it reasonable to point out, however, that you have entirely failed to engage with my challenge to explain how the unfortunate M Henri Paul got into the state he did on that occasion, other than by the intervention of some ill-wishing third party or parties.

~M~

The 'cooking sherry thing', BTW, might have been a faintly humorous tease at the beginning of the previous decade, but really is in danger of wearing a bit thin, tha knowst!