to "Sweet Betsy from Pike"

"I'll tell you a story you'll never forget,
A story about you and YOUR cigarette.
Enjoy smoother smoking, choose wisely, choose well;
Relax and enjoy yourself, light a Pall Mall.

Pall Mall, Pall Mall,
Choose longer and finer and milder Pall Mall.

(yes, that's how you spell it.)

and I can also sing the entire "Rayco Seat Cover" song...

Oh...and about "Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy"..BEFORE Andy Devine was Smilin' Ed McConnell, sponsored by Buster Brown Shoes...."ARF, ARF"..."That's my dog Tige; he lives in a shoe. I'm Buster Brown Brown...look for ME in there, too!"