No, you can't. Fuck off and take your smart arse ideas with you.

Yes I can. And I have. Time you got liberated

Just need Jim, Keith, GfS, Stringsinger and Jack the Sailor and we'll be quorate.

Steve. The last time I met you the place we were staying was infested with rats. I trust there was no connection? (I'm practicing linking two unlinked events together to suggest that they are connected. But I'm not very good at it quite yet so it's not very good abuse). Cornish people - all twats. That's more like it