Ok, since there seems to be a "spot the guest" game in the making:

What us the best guess on the identity of anon. Guest on 22 Apr 14 - 11:06 AM ?

My guess is either a current or former Canadian. A Longershot would be an American, or a formerly living in the USA gent?

My observation is having a discussion with "an anon. guest" on a so-called "discussion forum" is kinda like paying money to have sex with a blow-up doll at a brothel.