Advicwe from a country singer:

Keep your taint clean
Keep your taint clean
If it ain't clean
It's a mean scene, they say.
Though it ain't seen
On the big screen
Keep your taint clean anyway.

When I was just a little sprat my Mom would tell me son
There are no certain rules to win this life you have begun
There's good folks and there's bad folks
And some are just plain mean
But I know your life will go much better
If you keep that taint place clean.

Keep your taint clean
Keep your taint clean
If it ain't clean
It's a mean scene, they say.
Though it ain't seen
'Til your late teens
Keep your taint clean anyway.

Well I pretty much ignored my Mom, and her crazy old belief
I always used deodorant and mostly brushed my teeth
And the kids in grade school liked me, 'cuz they thought that I was bold
And I never gave a thought when young to what happened in the fold.
But Moma said:

Keep your taint clean
Keep your taint clean
If it ain't clean
It's a mean scene, they say.
Though it ain't seen
On the big screen
Keep your taint clean anyway.

But when I became a teenager, I fell for Sally Payne
She taught me lots about good love, I nearly went insane.
When she told me it was over, I felt all crushed and faint
And I asked her what had happened and she told me "It's your taint"

Keep your taint clean
Keep your taint clean
If it ain't clean
It's a mean scene, they say.
Though it ain't seen
'Til the love scene
Keep your taint clean anyway.

Well that was fifteen years ago, and now I have a boy
He's just as smart as anything, the perfect lady toy.
And when he asks me for advice, to lead him to success
I must admit I don't know much, about how to dine or dress

But I tell him…

Keep your taint clean
Keep your taint clean
If it ain't clean
It's a mean scene, they say.
Though it ain't seen
On the big screen
Keep your taint clean anyway.

So if you're looking for a clue toy get along in life
To understand the way to please a girlfriend or a wife
Although its often out of sight, and spends its days unseen
Your chance for love will come to nought
If you don't keep your taint clean.

Keep your taint clean
Keep your taint clean
If it ain't clean
It's a mean scene, they say.
Though it ain't seen
On the big screen
Keep your taint clean anyway..