"Re swearing"
A sweet little five-year-old girl living next to a building site would go off each morning and watch the men working, through the fence.
One day, one of them spotted her, brought her on to the site and they clubbed together, bought her a little pink boiler suit, a safety helmet and a tiny spade and bucket gave her a heap of sand to dig in.
At the end of the week, they presented her with a little envelope with £1 in it for her wages.
When she took it home her mother said, "That's very nice dear, will you be working there next week?"
She replied, "It all depends whether those gobshites at the builders Merchants make their delivery on time".
Jim Carroll