Good Idea:

Its beawn to be a gradely day,
Where everybody's goin' gay,
Wi' th' village decked like first o' May,
Wi' Union Jacks un buntin';
Un th' village band will do its best,
T ' keep i' step un throw a chest,
Un when thi stoppun for a rest,
Thi'n do a bit o' croonin'.