LOL Ed! But one would need two willies for that!

Husband has come home and taken refuge in the shower. It's no good asking him to explain it, he can hardly speak English as it is.
The thing is, I daren't show my face at that library again. I can just hear them, "Ah! Here comes that weird old lady who watches porno!", while getting 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' ready for me to pick up.