Where is The Isle of White Goofus?

The tour dates on the back of the T shirt don't seem to mention it.

Anyway, stop barking at me. It is the good professor who claims to understand you, not me. And as he is a greyhound rather than a trick cyclist, I doubt I'd put his diagnosis on your medical records without a second opinion.

Perhaps the view of a Dalmatian?



Remember that poem I once wrote for you? You should be grateful because I only used to write them as knicker looseners. Rare that I write them for someone who is fucked rather than about to be.

Unlike other Musket based doggerel, I can remember it.

Roses are red
I am just larking
Around on my keyboard
And Goofus is barking

Keep banging the rocks together.