No - I have actually solved the riddle Musket. Or is it Watson? Anyroads, goofus is either a mod or Max himself with a cunning plan to stop the controversial threads by posting so much gibberish that no-one can be bothered visiting them any more. I think we can get round it by out-gibbering him but I am afraid that I am not up to the job. I'll make a start anyway.

This is a lovely party. I wish I was here.

DtG