I'd never be as skint as you Al. I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.

Anyway, my interest in the referendum isn't about the health inequalities, the low expectation and reliance on public sector jobs to support the economy up here, bugger that.

I have two flats in Edinburgh and a few holiday rental cottages up here. How the flying fuck can I plan my champagne purchases if my Scottish tenants want to pay in Groats or want to pay in kind? There is only so much shortbread I can eat.

I don't make millions out of albums, concerts and opening supermarkets like you do. I have to rely on non celebrity means. I thought having celebrity associations such your good self, my Weymouth flats would have top whack holiday income but no. Unless you start flashing yer cash and building up the local economy, I'll have to rely on DSS income.

Any road, less of "the rest of us." Teacher friends bought me beer in 1984. Therefore they must be loaded eh?