True. But there again, I used to tease him that it came from Birmingham.

There again, he said he was Kashmiri but was officially Pakistani. We heathen English marked the boundaries then fail to know where and what they are....

In essence, balti pie is a marketing trick and doesn't lend cuisine excellence to the concept of pie. Nice at half time though.

Gala Pie. Now you're talking.

(This is about American pies, but Americans only really understand fruity pies and meat pies of any description are the dogs bollocks. (Literally, in Korea.)

In the film American Pie, if memory of dismal films serves me well, it had to be a fruit pie of some description as a meat pie might count as beastiality?