The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3624446
Posted By: gnu
06-May-14 - 04:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Sweet you-know-who! Just remembered. I gots ta get me arse ta the Costco fer roses tomorrow... two dozen with a descent amount of Baby's Breath (WTF do they call it THAT? Babies don't brush.) fer less than a dozen with SFA B'sB anywhere else. I get's a dozen red and a dozen white. The red symbolize her pain and suffering and the white symbolize my perfection at birth. Already got Mum a card. Lobster will be on sale this Thursday. Already got a bottle (475ml) of bubbly. Hopefully, it will make up for her broken dentures which she must have by now... the roast of beef I just cooked and served is as tough as leather even when ya slice it see-thru thin. Jaysus! Somewhere in Alberta, there is a big farm sayin... "They bought that shit for $2.88 a pound! Let's ship more." NO more 'boneless' blade roasts fer MY mum. Lobster, champagne and roses.