The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #154361   Message #3624857
Posted By: GUEST,McMusket
08-May-14 - 02:47 AM
Thread Name: BS: Can we have a Permanent abuse thread
Subject: RE: BS: Can we have a Permanent abuse thread
Aye. A nice place in itself and very convenient for The Cairngorms, Great Glen etc.

Sadly we go back home tomorrow. Had two weeks of huge enjoyment up here, walking, drinking, eating and visiting friends.

I thought it best to come up before we need to fill out complicated visas to get in.

"Have you ever taken the piss out of Lord Protector Salmond?"

"Have you ever used Scottish coronary heart disease figures to scare English NHS commissioners into action?"

"Have you ever done an after dinner speech in Edinburgh where you recited Monty Python's Horace Poem and commented on the probability of deep fried battered After Eight Mints?"

Yeah, could be my last visit if lunacy prevails. I might have to be smuggled in for The RMS dinner in November.