The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3626239
Posted By: Amos
15-May-14 - 12:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Had we but world enough, and time,
This BS, lady, were no crime.
HEre in a BS lover's nook
We could spend years upon each kook!
A century to random language loose,
And one for every poem by Bearded Bruce!
Millennia we'd slowly gladly see
Pass in the parsing of young Rapparree
ANd then a thousand years or even two
Examining the utterances of Gnu.
But at my back, like some forgotten bomb
I hear the rustling, harping voice of Mom
Urging the days and posts from every mind
To leave BS upon the sands of Time.

Henry Whatsworth Widerman
Centuries in Collapse
Armageddon Press, Wistful-on-Occasion, 2001