I shall ask the good professor to field that one.

Ready boy?

Woof!

You tell old Goofus like it is!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Grrrrr...    Woof!

Steady on boy, we don't want to be censured Are you sure?

Woof!

Falsified them you say?

Grrr.... Woof!

Well, I'd have never had thought it. But, if you say so boy.

You have to admit Goofus, that is a bit damning, but I'm sure he found out from the correct sources, professional etiquette and all that...