By the way, none of us are perfect. I am on record as stereotyping gay men.

Seriously. Although I'm not on Facebook, a gay friend who is on it posted from a concert I was playing at. He picked up on my comment that gay men make the best soufflés.

Eventually it was posted to Mrs Musket. My punishment was to make a cheese soufflé and it was rather good though I say so myself. She posted a photo of it and Steve posted back that I should be " bowling from the pavilion end."

There you go. I'm a gay icon.