From ymy pal Chuck
I wish to acknowledge the receipt of you genuine and thorough offer. Subsequently, I have forwarded it to our claims department, which employs a stable of thirty-five attorneys specializing in allegeded "holiday season" communications. Of the thirty-five, fourteen have advanced criminal and civil litigation experience in the Civil Holidays Discourse Act of 1984, which in part states: "All communications administered under this Act shall, within the prescribed time alloted, duly respond in an appropriate manner." CHDA, sec. 2, para. 4. I assure you that you shall have an appropriate response with the next five working days (as defined in the Non-sectarian Workweek Determination Act of 1993).
Sincerely,
C & E, Ltd.