21 never been done, Queen of all the virgins.

Oh, ain't it a pity she's only one titty to feed the baby on
Poor little f****r has only one sucker to grind his teeth upon.

Fat as a marrow And swift as an arrow
came flying throug the air

it missed Mama and hit Papa and knocked him out of his chair

Grandad went crackers and pulled out his knackers
and pissed all over the floor

they wiped it up and dried it up and the he done some more