Yawn...

Anything relevant in that tirade?

If I had a fiver for every bloke in the pub who reckoned he was in the parachute regiment.

I said you are not capable of debate. I pointed out your habit of confusing debate with top trumps.

Keep calling me a liar in order to explain away your own inadequacies and I shall keep pointing out your arse to the boys and girls.

(Clerkenwell. I'll give you that one. Sounds dead posh.)