"That Mr Iqbial from No.33. I reckon he doesn't have a TV licence. And with a name like that he's bound to have a nephew with a rucksack.

I don't know why they can't be like proper religions. You don't see priests brainwashing impressionable young boys. And Mossad never carry out state murder in other countries."

Is that good enough to join your self righteous club?

Michael and Keith seem to be sitting in adjoining wing back chairs. One muttering Noël Coward anecdotes whilst the other polishes the medals he got on eBay. That's fine till they get bored and wonder which sections of UK society to demonise next.