Plenty of wisdom from many a transvestite for that matter.

A bloke I used to know who wasn't undergoing gender reassignment, wasn't even gay for what it's worth, but enjoyed wearing women's clothes, makeup etc was carrying three pints from the bar to the table where he was sat with his mates and the barmaid shouted that he would make someone a lovely wife.

He went to the darts backboard and wrote;

W ashing
I roning
F ucking
E tc

Quite..