An appeal from Fairyland to one Mr J Carroll, who needs urgently to get his head together regarding the several functions of two of our dramatically distinguished magical denizens.

Please would he note that ~~~

The Fairy Godmother was the supernatural enabler who organised means for her Goddaughter Cinderella to go to the Ball to meet Prince Charming, despite the efforts of her two malevolent Ugly Stepsisters [whose names, according to Fairyland folklore, were Jemima & Carol] to prevent her attendance at this enviable function.

I, on the other hand, am the glittering & bellringing assistant to one Mr Peter Pan, who occurs in quite another dramatic entertainment.

It would be much appreciated if Mr Carroll would stop confusing us. Our roles, personalities, and comparative status, are vastly different.

Thank you in advance, Mr Carroll, for your kind consideration of my request.

Yours spellbindingly

☤~Tinkerbell~☤