Do you mean like the 'posh' version of Show me the way to go home
Which I can't remember. Something like

Show me the way to my perpetual abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to recapitulate
I partook of liquid refreshment sixty minutes ago
And it's gone right to my cranium
Where-ever I may perambulate
Over land or sea or atmospheric pressure
You may always hear me chanting this madrigal
Show me the way to my perpetual abode.

That's not rich and poor though.