Okay, I shan't tell you more about my life in The West. Actually, the fishing is lousy, what you keep tastes like mud, and everything glows in the dark from the radiation. If you do go fishing you'll probably return broke because bandits will have taken everything you own (ever walk through sagebrush and stuff stark naked while dodging Girl Scouts out collecting plant specimens for a merit badge?) Actually, the fish never develop beyond the fertilized egg stage, so they're too small to deal with. The sun beats down on your fruitless fishing until you're driving four feet into the volcanic sand the cover the entire West and eventually a cow will come and poop on your head.