Well, I got into all kinds of trouble as an eight-year-old for making full-breasted snow-women in my front yard in Connecticut. Wasn't done, dontcha know. They were Rubinesque in their measurements, if somewhat awkward in execution. Sigh. So I see I was before my time. But isn't it kind of sexist to portray mammary beauty in statuary?

Maybe we should make Snow-oids, flat-chested alien symbols of a sort of vague, indeterminate personhood with no sex to them at all -- incarnations of pure white frozen nominal existence, gonadless and incapable of standing any heat or pressure. That ought to celebrate the spirit of Grundy! Merry merry vacuum to all! Pox on pissant puritans, anyway!

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