This brings to mind a scandal of epic proportions which took place on the hallowed grounds of Mt. Holyoke College last winter. The art students chose to get creative with their snowman and instead produced an 8' snow penis. Some of the locals found the anatomically correct member offensive and had the security guards knock it down. Cries of censorship and artistic freedom led to an apology in the school paper. I imagine the headline went something like this: Frozen Phallus Farce Far From Finished.
Where has this Dr. Cusack been? Children have been building anatomically correct snow men and women for decades.