Deck us all with balls of Cholly,
Falarlarlar, delarlar lum.
Down the dick, that student folly
Awr begar, hardihar, ho-ho-hum! Melt the awesome, gelid penis
Fardelarfardelar, rah rah rah
Let it not now come between us!
Teiraleira polly-schmeera sis boom bah!


Fie upon you, students lusty!
Snicker-wicker, petty-dicker, poo-poo-poo!
Can't you stick to vixens busty?!
Colly-woddle, molly-coddle, shoo, shoo shoo!
Shame on those, their snowballs rolling,
Umpty-fratz, marmisatz, glee, glee, glee!
Building members vast and swollen!
Unterlichen, mausen stichen, whee, whee, whee!

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