I have an obsession with sex. On account of being the male of the species.

Even if I don't seem to be alpha male domestically. (Mrs Musket, pet greyhound, poor third.)

Religions are very jealous contraptions. Most of them don't like to see you enjoy yourself in any meaningful way, let alone sexually, and inject a sense of shame. Fuck that for a game of soldiers. It is this hateful philosophy that eventually leads to the awful controlling influence it has on superstitious vulnerable people. Left to run riot without accountability, you end up with the tragic situations such as these.

A fair few years ago, it was a popular joke to say that in some parts of Ireland, Father Ted was thought to be a fly on the wall documentary. Not quite so funny comparison now.