Thanks, Bugsy!

Yes I had already found it at YouTube; I should have mentioned that in my original posting! ,-)

So I have found it in a LISTENABLE (is that a real word?! LOL!!) format & within a video; but I am looking for the song itself, in a DOWNLOADABLE format.

Any ideas, anyone, as to where I can get/purchase a digital file of the song?

BTW, there are a couple of other recordings at YouTube, including the very funny recording by Norman Long. It also has a very informative intro recounting the origin of the song! :

Norman Long - Why is the Bacon So Tough? / Never Have a Bath
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AHbG_e-Okc)