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Dear Larry,
I received this reply from a friend:
To Defendants Wishor and Wishee:
Be it known that you are in direct viloation of the following Constitutional Ammendment as adopted last night at midnight by the Congress of the United States of America, a.k.a. "Big Brother". Legal proceedings against you will follow forthwith:

WHEREAS: Be it hereby RESOLVED, that the following AMENDMENT to the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA be hereafter adopted:
All reference to, use of, tradmark, franchise, and copywrite of the terms Santa Clause, Saint Nicholas, or Old St. Nick and any variations thereof be the sole pervue and property of the oligarchy of the United States of America (USA)
In support of this resolution:
-E.L.F. (Electoral Legalization Foundation), a not-for-profit organization of unemployed undercover agents disguised as little men who seek to legally overthrow the electoral and all other democratic processes in the USA and around the world through self-declared legal means and self-reviewed appeals
-G.I.F.T.S. (Generally Illegal Funding of Takeover Schemes), a philanthropic body of mega-bucks siphoned from the bloated military budget of the U.S. to fund complete aggrandizement of all possible commercial benefit from any and all capitalistic enterprises worldwide, based inside or outside the U.S. borders
-B.U.S.H., Inc. (Bullsh*t Undercover Spy Headquarters, Incorporated), a political/big biz dynasty coordinating the above for all possible personal gain and at the whatever cost to the poor, the underprivileged and the environment.

Cheers Larry