"It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!" -- Andrew Jackson

"Correct spelling, indeed, is one of the arts that are far more esteemed by schoolma'ams than by practical men, neck-deep in the heat and agony of the world." -- Henry Louis Mencken, The American Language

"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." -- Mark Twain