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Thread #28249   Message #363529
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
26-Dec-00 - 01:55 PM
Thread Name: Christmas Parodies I
Subject: RE: Christmas Parodies
Twelve Nights of Hashing

On the first night of hasing my true love gave to me
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck!
On - On - On (shouted at end of each phrase)

Two shit house ducks

Three french whores

Four fornecators

Five blow jobs

Six sixty-niners

Seven sucking sisters

Eight aching assholes

Nine gnawed off nipples

Ten torn off titties

Eleven leaping lesbians

Twelve twats a twitching