Au contrair mr.phat..really sorry you cant grace the fringe with your undoubted skills.
It is a real pity some of your "friends for life" cant have found a corner for you in their abodes.
Dont you just yearn for the days when "real friends" would form an orderly queue to help you out with a bed or bit of floorspace....and show you the respect you have earnt over the years....maybe me just been a bit cynical?