My work comes to an end this week and I am having a reception on Friday for the staff, all of whom have new posts to go to.

I wrote references for those who needed them, including my appointments secretary.

As he is a British Pakistani, should I edit the reference to congratulate him for not buggering me or embarrassing me by being arrested for grooming? After all, he does come from Rochdale....

Ask Michael if there is room for you all in his Anderson shelter eh? You know it makes sense.