Don't look in the rafters! Great big sugar dog up there, drooling all over a ratty pair of knickers........musta stole 'em off the flagpole. HEY! It weren't me put the holly in the jello pit--I just put in some mistletoe to make it more fun......

See the candles, my friend? Hoist your glass, whatever you have, and join me in a toast......

To Patrick and Brendan, wherever they both may be.....Patrick safe at Home, and Brendan safe in his Daddy's arms. Live long, and prosper, my friends.

Set up the house, there, bartender, whatever they will have. L'chiam!!

and in the back, the fiddler is softly playing an Irish lullaby...........sleep well, my friends, sleep well.