To Rob Naylor ... Sorry for the delay in replying. I've been away for a few days.
Yes, please sing The Lady Journalist's Lament it to your daughter --as long as she's in a good mood.
The vague tune that was running through my head when I scribbled it down was the A part of Humours Of California but use whatever tune you feel happy with.
And tell her that as a gnarled old hack I do sympathise but in this game we often have little choice about what we become famous/infamous for.