No, flattop, you've got it wrong. The vows went:

Make rude noises outside McGills at every available opportunity, but only while invoking the name of McGill. Spread secrets within five minutes of receiveing them. And offer clues on streams of silliness, but only if it results in massive confusion involving large numbers of people.

Vaseline covered lense, Little Hawk? Sounds kinky.

If you start the thread, I'll make the blue cliquie.

Carol