The next to come in was a reckoner,
He was a flirtatious beckoner;
The ladies complied with his beckoning
And bedecked our jovial crew.
He assessed their gifts, he totted their talents
While on his knees two maids he did balance
And downed his ale with the greatest nonchalance
When Jones's ale was new, my boys,
When Jones's ale was new!

When the landlord's daughter she came in....