very odd Lizzie! I got the impression you thought I was harassing you at one point. yet here you are defending this bloke who seems to have been touchy feely gropey fondley tickley for decades....

meanwhile I have waxed (GEDDIT LIKE BRAZILIAN) poetic

a wily Australian named Harris
said the queen i couldn't embarrass
he said i'll tickle her bush
with me soft bristle brush
i use artistic licence to harass