Yeah, I'm so scared of Salmond's Zimbabwe style threats, I am in Scotland to increase my property portfolio later this week. Or invest in Scotland as less chippy people call it.

If I had any doubt as to his threats meaning anything, I would be having a sale on, no low bid limit. Instead, I have confidence in a British Scottish counties.

Do you recall the shipyard workers booing him on the big screen when HM The Queen launched the ship last week? She was referred to as Queen Elizabeth II not I for that matter.

The Guardian, as you mention them, conducted a poll recently and most 16 year olds hadn't heard of William Wallace and Jacobean seemed to be a furniture style.