Theres an abundance of the stag party jokes that end tragically. In one case the groom to be was fitted with a ball and chain, unfortunately on the drive home he went off the road and into a lake and drowned because of the heavy weight.

On a funnier note (this was a true story that happened in Vancouver about 6 years ago), a worker was cleaning out a pizza oven with gasoline (go figure), when the fumes reached the pilot light the resulting explosion blew him out in to the street. Luckily he suffered only minor injuries, but the name of the place was hilariously enough - Dynamite Pizza (I kid you not!). Petr