I feel like being silly, so here's what will happen tonight. It will be nil-nil after extra time

Why yes!

...and Argentina will win 4-2 on penalties.

Well bugger me sideways with a bent banana, but, why yes again!

It will be an ill-tempered match with eleven bookings. The dirty Dutch will attempt to hack Messi to pieces every time he starts to weave. They'll step on his boot every time he tries to turn, and the ref won't see any of it because other Dutch players crowding Messi will deliberately obstruct the ref's view. At least two Dutch players will do more than enough of that to get sent off but they won't be.

Bugger, not too good there I suppose...

Van Persie will be totally anonymous all night.

Why yes!

Bloody good job for the bookies that I'm not a betting man innit...

:-)