YOU??? adding a comma, FOR ME???.....I'll 'root' for ya'!
I've never misspelled 'root' with route since you pointed that out..a l-o-o-ng time ago...
By the way I've got some more cartoon characters for ya'....

Harry Reid--Farmer Alfalfa (and the mice)
Rand Paul--Woody Woodpecker
Nancy Pelosi--Olive Oyl
Michelle Bachmann-- Betty Rubble
John McCain-- Bart Simpson
President Obama--Mr.Potato Head (without glasses or mustache)
Barney Frank--Mr. Magoo
Paul Rand--George of the Jungle

...and what is 'Ebbie' short for??...I was ruling out 'Ebola'

GfS