Despite the title of this thread it is a serious one. Last night Bill and Lorna had a nasty bump when their car hit a patch of ice and then a tree. Both of them have bumps bruises and minor cuts but Bill is also nursing two broken ribs. Being the trooper that he is he still turned up at Mouldy's party and played his banjo but did ask that we avoided making him laugh. Bill actually went throughthe windscreen but you will all be pleased to know that there is no damage to those youthful good looks!! The car did not fare so well and will be written off.
Hope you feel better soon, Bill. Now tell us again what you got for Christmas!!