I don't know about chocolate but I feel ashamed of accidentally leaving out Sheffield Wednesday.

Now there's a real religion.....

Anyway, if what I hear is true, chocolate is proof god loves women in particular.

True story - My mother in Law, straight laced, church going, retired classics teacher and scholar was staying with us and we were watching QI on the telly. Stephen Fry told a joke and whilst I was trying to stifle a laugh for fear of embarrassment, she laughed till tears appeared.

The joke?

If God was a woman, sperm would taste of chocolate...