How about this one from the group Blotto?

1,2,3, Hang Up (unreleased)
Sung by Broadway

When we talk long distance
We can't seem to get off
Miles away, nothing to say
There's a little game we play

1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
Minute after minute
Quarter after dime
Far from home, all alone
Steamin' up the telelphone

1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
Yeah yeah yeah
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone

We can't bear to say goodbye
No matter how hard we try
And the time keeps tickin' by-y-y-y
"I miss you so," is all we say
It's been going on this way
Since I left home yesterday

Hold on, operator
Please don't cut me off
A litle bit before I quit
This time is really it
Oh,
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone

We can't bear to say goodbye
No matter how hard we try
And the time keeps tickin' by-y-y-y
"I miss you so," is all we say
It's been going on this way
Since I left home yesterday
Hold on, operator
Please don't cut me off
A litle bit before I quit
This time is really it
Oh,

1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
hang up the phone
hang up the phone
hang up the phone
Are you still there?

Hang up the phone!