Dear Mr. gnu:

Please be advised that my wife is both a librarian (MA in Library Science from Villenova University, Fellowship in Medical Librarianship at St. Louis University, much experience) and an attorney (JD from University of Akron Law School, admitted to the Bar in Indiana and Ohio, admitted to practice in the Federal Courts of both States, Assistant General Counsel at the University of Notre Dame, private practice).

You bad mouthin' my wife?